Tiger Woods Jokes on Oprah Winfrey Talk Show Interview

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlAWhTRvVUcendofvid[starttext]Here are some of the best Tiger Woods Jokes I've heard, presented in the form of a Oprah Winfrey Talk Show interview.1) Why was Tiger Woods in such a hurry at 2:30 in the Morning? He was late getting to the next hole. 2) What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards. 3) Why did Tiger Woods hit a fire hydrant and a tree ? Because his caddie wasn't there to help him decide between an iron and a wood. 4) Why wasn't anybody surprised that Tiger Woods blamed the Crash on his Cadilacc Escalade ?Because it's Typical.....whenever a golfer hits a tree, he always blames it on his Caddie.5) What Course gives Tiger Woods the most trouble ?Intercoarse.6) Why was Tiger Woods wife so mad at him?Elin thought she was marrying a Tiger, but found out he's really a Cheatah.7) Why has Ping Golf decided to Sponsor Elin Woods?So she could Help Sell the Golf Clubs that Beat Tiger Woods.8) What do Tiger Woods & his wife have in common ?They both try to club his balls as hard as possible.9) How many women is Tiger Woods currently sleeping with ? "FOUR!!!".10) After All is said and done, what lesson has Tiiger Woods learned ?Just because youre the Worlds No. 1 Golfer, it doesnt mean you cant be beaten by your wife.[endtext]

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