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Here are some of the best Tiger Woods Jokes I've heard, presented in the form of a Oprah Winfrey Talk Show interview.
1) Why was Tiger Woods in such a hurry at 2:30 in the Morning?
He was late getting to the next hole.
2) What's the difference between a car and a golf ball?
Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.
3) Why did Tiger Woods hit a fire hydrant and a tree ?
Because his caddie wasn't there to help him decide between an iron and a wood.
4) Why wasn't anybody surprised that Tiger Woods blamed the Crash on his Cadilacc Escalade ?
Because it's Typical.....whenever a golfer hits a tree, he always blames it on his Caddie.
5) What Course gives Tiger Woods the most trouble ?
Intercoarse.
6) Why was Tiger Woods wife so mad at him?
Elin thought she was marrying a Tiger, but found out he's really a Cheatah.
7) Why has Ping Golf decided to Sponsor Elin Woods?
So she could Help Sell the Golf Clubs that Beat Tiger Woods.
8) What do Tiger Woods & his wife have in common ?
They both try to club his balls as hard as possible.
9) How many women is Tiger Woods currently sleeping with ?
"FOUR!!!".
10) After All is said and done, what lesson has Tiiger Woods learned ?
Just because youre the Worlds No. 1 Golfer, it doesnt mean you cant be beaten by your wife.
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Here are some of the best Tiger Woods Jokes I've heard, presented in the form of a Oprah Winfrey Talk Show interview.
1) Why was Tiger Woods in such a hurry at 2:30 in the Morning?
He was late getting to the next hole.
2) What's the difference between a car and a golf ball?
Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.
3) Why did Tiger Woods hit a fire hydrant and a tree ?
Because his caddie wasn't there to help him decide between an iron and a wood.
4) Why wasn't anybody surprised that Tiger Woods blamed the Crash on his Cadilacc Escalade ?
Because it's Typical.....whenever a golfer hits a tree, he always blames it on his Caddie.
5) What Course gives Tiger Woods the most trouble ?
Intercoarse.
6) Why was Tiger Woods wife so mad at him?
Elin thought she was marrying a Tiger, but found out he's really a Cheatah.
7) Why has Ping Golf decided to Sponsor Elin Woods?
So she could Help Sell the Golf Clubs that Beat Tiger Woods.
8) What do Tiger Woods & his wife have in common ?
They both try to club his balls as hard as possible.
9) How many women is Tiger Woods currently sleeping with ?
"FOUR!!!".
10) After All is said and done, what lesson has Tiiger Woods learned ?
Just because youre the Worlds No. 1 Golfer, it doesnt mean you cant be beaten by your wife.
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